Article 1822 of rec.humor.funny:
From: A.Raman@massey.ac.nz (Anand)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: A brief comparison
Keywords: original, computer, smirk
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Date: 18 Dec 91 00:30:07 GMT
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Approved: funny@clarinet.com

For our Systems Programming exam some time ago, we were required to
answer the question:

Based on your experiences in the assignments, give a brief comparison
between the programming environments of UNIX, VMS, DOS and MAC.

I wrote:

VMS is consistently awful; MAC is awfully consistent
UNIX is awfully inconsistent; DOS is inconsistently awful.

But I guess the answer was too small - kinda like the mark I got for it.

Those were my views of course, but I thought I'd send them in to see if
anybody else finds it funny.

- anand
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